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		<title>Open up</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 06:13:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s coming upon the anniversary of the first date I had with Mr. Geek. It seems interesting that within the past month, we&#8217;ve had a few discussions about opening our relationship. I&#8217;ve never been completely monogamous, but for one reason or another, my past few relationships have ended up that way. I&#8217;d thought Mr. Geek [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=59&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Twhack!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a fan of spanking. Most people who know me&#8212;even friends of the non-sexual variety&#8212;learn this fact about me early on. Interestingly, as much as I love being spanked, I&#8217;ve only ever been spanked by hand. Not that I am against it; oh no, not at all. It&#8217;s just that it&#8217;s never come up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=54&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Better me than the fat man</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Saturday night, Mr. Geek and I were celebrating my birthday with many friends at the bar; afterwards we found ourselves the only two of the party heading to a local strip club. This particular club is of the &#8220;bikini bar&#8221; variety, meaning that while on the stage or on the floor, the ladies [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=41&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Wet Afternoon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is an original story I wrote a few years ago on a rainy afternoon. It&#8217;s been published at the Nifty archives, and I also posted it to my LiveJournal account; now I&#8217;m re-posting it here for comment and critique. Disclaimer: the people represented as having sex in this story are over the age of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=46&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sex toy home parties</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a while I&#8217;ve thought about becoming a sales representative or consultant for one of the sex toy home party businesses, like Pure Romance or Passion Parties. I would love to have a traveling trunk of sex toys and products to lug around and take to people&#8217;s homes, show them what&#8217;s new in the world [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=31&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rock Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is an original story I wrote for a friend about two years ago, imagining a very sexy scenario at a rock show. After presenting it to him, I posted it to my LiveJournal account, but now I&#8217;m re-posting it here for comment and critique. Disclaimer: the people represented as having sex in this story [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=24&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Laid up in bed</title>
		<link>http://hellogeek.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/laid-up-in-bed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Words & Photos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent much of the past few weeks on my back&#8230; and not in a fun and sexy way! After a minor surgery, I had some time off work and most of that time I laid in bed, reading. What got me through it? Erotica! Most nights I didn&#8217;t have the energy to do anything [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=20&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Big damn lube</title>
		<link>http://hellogeek.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/firefly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 05:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it so terribly geeky of me that I want to buy Firefly organic lubricants mostly because I am a Browncoat? Sadly, the lube was named after the insect. I like my idea better.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=15&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Vegan Condoms</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[animal rights]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While roaming on the internet, I came across a link to Glyde Health and discovered&#8230; vegan condoms! According to the Glyde Health website, their Ultra Condoms are &#8220;manufactured from the highest quality natural latex to the most exacting standards [and are] strong without increasing the thickness&#8221;. They contain no animal ingredients so they are totally [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=12&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>For a good night&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hellogeek.wordpress.com/2009/03/09/good-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 14:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was out on Sunday, I decided to stop into Rite Aid to replenish my condom stash. I&#8217;m always interested in seeing which items the big box drugstores are carrying in their &#8220;family planning&#8221; aisles, because I love seeing sex-positivity in regular stores. In addition to a 12-pack of Durex Extra Sensitive (my prefered [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hellogeek.wordpress.com&amp;blog=37145&amp;post=8&amp;subd=hellogeek&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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