Twhack!

I am a fan of spanking. Most people who know me—even friends of the non-sexual variety—learn this fact about me early on. Interestingly, as much as I love being spanked, I’ve only ever been spanked by hand. Not that I am against it; oh no, not at all. It’s just that it’s never come up before. My ex-boyfriend was amazingly agile with his hands, and it never occurred to me to try anything else.

Now, Mr. Geek and I are in a fairly new relationship. He’s obviously aware of my fondness for a good swift smack across the ass (or thighs or back or breasts…) but so far his hand seems to tire well before my backside, which leads me to doing some research on instruments used for spanking.

What I’m looking for would be simple (Mr. Geek doesn’t want anything too elaborate) and inexpensive (I’d hate to spend too much on something I may not like). I’d really love something flexible and slightly soft, but still firm enough to have a good sting.

These Impressions Slappers are wonderfully adorable and almost perfect—if only they weren’t leather! Instead, I think I may order The Slapper from Vegan Erotica. It’s not as wide as I was thinking, but for $17, how can I resist?

A review will come after this has been thoroughly and exhaustingly tested by me and Mr. Geek. I wonder if I can get him to order it as an early Christmas gift?